MY DISTINGUISHED LINEAGE ------------- by Steve Nadis
It's no wonder I'm such a big success. Take a good look at my family, or even a fleeting glance, and one fact will inexorably leap out at you: I come from a long line of success stories. My brother, for instance, has just come out with a book--a REAL BOOK, mind you, not some comic book or harlequin romance. And this volume--the subject of which presently escapes me--surely has some heft to it. One of my cousins in Nashville recently participated in the world championships of Rock, Paper, and Scissors. Although he did not win the event, nor take home any prize money for his poor relatives, he said it was an honor, nevertheless, just being in the same room as those other remarkable athletes. Meanwhile, two other cousins have made quite a name for themselves in Hollywood (that's Hollywood, California, NOT Florida, you wise guys). Offhand, I couldn't tell you exactly what they've done there in Hollywood, California, but make no mistake: They've definitely made a name for themselves. The list goes on and on. I won't bore you with all the details, but suffice it to say: If you want to see how I got to where I am today, you need look no farther (further?) than my own family
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