December 19, 2006

NEW EPITAPH CONTEST! -- by Steve Nadis

This idea comes courtesy of "Fletch" (a friend of mine who's full name will remain anonymous). "Why not have a contest for best epitaph (actually seen, hypothetical, etc.) or 'what I want my epitaph to be,'" he suggests. "My personal favorite: 'See, I told you I was sick.'"

I already told you mine: "Not his best effort." Old Roses submitted: "Excuse me while I compost." Turd Blossom needed time to think about an epitaph but did offer the following epithet: "F___ you, Rummy!" If anyone else wants to speak up, this is your chance. Though hopefully not your last chance.

Posted by Snake at 16:35:19 | Permanent Link | Comments (7) |
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1 - "Wouldn't, couldn't, didn't--dammit."

or

"If you lived here, you'd be dead by now." (Comment this)

Written by: gatemouth at 2006/12/19 - 21:27:46
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2 - Thanks Gatemouth, no contest would be compleat w/o an entry from our perennial champ. I like them both--the second one seeming particularly close to home. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/12/19 - 21:32:03
3 - "Thought the Doc said 1 yellow & 5 WHITE ones each morning" (Comment this)

Written by: mARCO pOLO at 2006/12/20 - 12:03:22
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4 - Not bad, MP, not bad... (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/12/20 - 13:34:28
5 - Darn, I'm still thinking. My normal (???) wit is evading me. (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2006/12/21 - 13:26:18
6 - How about this?

"Here lies Windfall laid to rest,
hope they buried her looking her best." (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2006/12/21 - 13:27:15
7 - keep tryin' WFW, you'll come up w/somethin'. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2006/12/21 - 13:29:43
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