March 12, 2007

MITT DECLARES WAR ON FRANCE ------- by Steve Nadis

In a desperate attempt to appeal to the idiot wing of the country, former Massachusetts governor (and did I mention presidential aspirant?) Mitt Romney has declared war on France--or at least a war of values, ill-conceived as they may be. The gist of Romney's foreign policy seems to be "blame it on the French." First of all, how dare those smug Europeans question the wisdom of George Bush's war on Iraq? Now, some years later, after having had the chance to see how well things have gone for us (and for the Iraqis) over there in that beacon of democracy known as Iraq, I bet the French are feeling rather foolish. And if they had the opportunity, I'm sure they'd vote for you Mitt, as well as voting in support of Bush's initial war plan. Well, it's time to make amends. How about a round of "Freedom Fries" on the house?
Posted by Snake at 16:57:24 | Permanent Link | Comments (2) |
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1 - Never before in the history of American presidential elections have there been so many candidates skilled at making fools of themselves. Romney, McCain, Guiliani, Clinton, Edwards, Obama--each of them has taken the art of saying and doing bizarre or inane things to a new height.

This may be the most entertaining election yet, folk! (Though the results may not be so amusing.) (Comment this)

Written by: gatemouth at 2007/03/13 - 09:52:05
2 - Well put, Gatemouth. It promises to be entertaining. Let's hope the results will be amusing as well, which has hardly been the case of late. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2007/03/13 - 12:51:40
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