MITT DECLARES WAR ON FRANCE ------- by Steve Nadis
In a desperate attempt to appeal to the idiot wing of the country, former Massachusetts governor (and did I mention presidential aspirant?) Mitt Romney has declared war on France--or at least a war of values, ill-conceived as they may be. The gist of Romney's foreign policy seems to be "blame it on the French." First of all, how dare those smug Europeans question the wisdom of George Bush's war on Iraq? Now, some years later, after having had the chance to see how well things have gone for us (and for the Iraqis) over there in that beacon of democracy known as Iraq, I bet the French are feeling rather foolish. And if they had the opportunity, I'm sure they'd vote for you Mitt, as well as voting in support of Bush's initial war plan. Well, it's time to make amends. How about a round of "Freedom Fries" on the house?


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