March 31, 2007

SPERM BANK, UPDATE: MY LATEST INSTALLMENT -- by Steve Nadis

My last sperm bank offering stirred up so much interest, I felt it was important to run an update without delay. So here it is, just a few days late, though I’m sorry to say that there is no news to report. The one thing I can mention is that some PR flak(???) responded to my post, saying that the Cambridge branch of California Cryobank was a “good neighbor” that always paid its rent on time. The implication was clear: I am not a good neighbor (debatable, as we shall see) and I don’t always pay my rent on time (true). As for my neighborliness, it depends on who you ask. If you ask the homeowner to our right, he’d probably say I’m an excellent neighbor. The people on the left, I’m sure, would vote for the sperm bank. So it looks like a toss up. In matters like this, according to an age-old convention, a tie goes to the sperm.
Posted by Snake at 11:56:05 | Permanent Link | Comments (4) |
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1 - Since when did ties go to the swimmers? (Comment this)

Written by: cousin bob at 2007/04/01 - 01:48:12
2 - I don't know cuz, that's what I've always heard. Or am I making it up? (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2007/04/01 - 15:35:52
3 - You're overlooking the main legal argument here, Snake. You are a sperm bank, too, and your claims take precedence, since you were in that neighborhood first.

In addition, as a living sperm bank, you have shown more social responsibility by: a) not allowing indiscriminate withdrawals; b) limiting population growth; c) providing the most viable and protective storage environment possible for said sperm; d) offering natural insemination procedures; and e) keeping your services free. Can Cryobank claim any of those things? I don't think so.

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Written by: gatemouth at 2007/04/02 - 10:52:31
4 - Thanks Gatemouth, I don't think I could have put it better. In fact, I know I could not have put it better. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2007/04/02 - 14:34:37
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