April 26, 2007

I CONNED A DEAD MAN -- by Steve Nadis

Last night I sold a condo (at a price well above its market value) to a dead man. Or I should say to a man who is now dead. He wasn't when I sold it to him. Or at least I didn't think so. But upon reflection, I realized that he really was dead, and the fact that I had soaked him troubled me quite a bit when I considered the plight of his widowed wife and two young children. But I then figured out that I’d just been dreaming and that I actually don’t have any condo to sell, so I shouldn’t feel bad about conning this guy, dead or alive. So once I put all that together and concluded that none of the above happened, why did I proceed with the foregoing? Simply because I liked the title: “I Conned A Dead Man.”
Posted by Snake at 16:50:11 | Permanent Link | Comments (6) |
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1 - But conning a dead man isn't that difficult, right? He's dead, after all. It's kind of like fishing. Why do fishermen get so excited about outwitting an animal with a brain the size of a pea? And then brag about it? Must be a male thing. (Comment this)

Written by: Oldroses at 2007/04/26 - 19:55:37
2 - Or maybe you just caught me at another one of my low points. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2007/04/26 - 20:30:11
3 - I think "A Dead Man Conned Me" has more movie potential, don't you? (Comment this)

Written by: Flubberwinkle at 2007/04/27 - 19:23:59
4 - You're right, FW. That's definitely more intriguing. Now we're getting somewhere. I'll start in on the treatment today. I can already hear my favorite sound: ka-ching! (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2007/04/27 - 22:57:44
5 - Man, do I ever know about crazy dreams. Maybe you caught what I had. (Comment this)

Written by: Windfall Woman at 2007/04/29 - 00:26:20
6 - Dreams are supposed to be weird. The fact that they're crazy might make us normal. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2007/04/29 - 22:30:53
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