April 28, 2005

SHARP SHOOTIN' AND SHARP THINKIN' IN ARIZONY by Steve Nadis

File this under: "Isn't our country great?" Lawmakers in Arizona are trying to pass a bill that will allow people to bring guns into bars. It's a brilliant idea that will hopefully spread like wildfire (an apt simile?) to saloons throughout the land, conjuring up raucous, fun-filled scenes from movies like "The Man Who Shot Liberty Valence." I can't heap enough praise on the wise legislators of the Grand Canyon State. At the risk of repeating myself, I can only say: "This is one heckuva country."
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1 - I don‘t know whether or not to believe this, even though you did file it under "true." But if it is, in fact, true, it is truly unbelievable. (Comment this)

Written by: Lindsey at 2005/04/28 - 16:53:22
2 - I agree Lindsey. I think it is true, but I still can‘t believe it. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/04/28 - 16:54:34
3 - Is there a chemist in the audience who can tell us what Liberty‘s valence is? (Comment this)

Written by: Mike Gorman at 2005/04/28 - 16:59:21
4 - Hey Gorman. I‘m no chemist, but I know a good joke when I see one, even if I don‘t understand it. (Comment this)

Written by: Snake at 2005/04/28 - 17:11:35
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