CALL ME SNAKE

The customary 12-hour grace period has elapsed and in this time I have not heard from Mr. Lemieux (a.k.a. “Super Mario”), any of his family members, his agent, attorneys, or personal masseuse. No grievances have been filed during this interval, no threatening letters received, nor have I gotten any harassing phone calls, lewd solicitations, or middle-of-the-night hangups. Therefore, in keeping with standard practice, I now consider the misspelling incident officially and formally closed. All parties involved can move forward from this imbroglio in the hopes (illusory perhaps, but allow us our dreams!) that tomorrow will be a better day–in terms of spelling and any other metric you choose. Thanks for your patience in the disposition of this delicate matter.