CALL ME SNAKE

My computer malfunctioned for the untold time and, as a result, instead of writing “Mike Gorman” (FSNE’s imperturbable Celtics play-by-play man), it came out: “Tom Gordon,” i.e., the former Red Sox pitcher lionized by Stephen King. (See “STILL WRONG,” March 15, 2005, for details, though all traces of that glitch have been surgically removed.) Rest assured: The problem was fixed soon after Gorman brought it to my attention in a good-natured comment and, hopefully, the matter will end there. We can only pray it won’t devolve into another Lemieux-scale debacle, which is the last thing anyone needs.