CALL ME SNAKE

We had people over for dinner tonight, including five young children, so you can imagine the mess left in their wake. When I finished the massive cleanup effort, I checked the TV listings and realized I’d just missed the Celtics-Pistons game. I contacted my usual sources to find out what happened, and nobody was talking. There seems to be a news embargo in this town. Or if not an embargo, at least some sort of blackout. Either way, I can’t tell you who won, or how Walker fared, or whether Ainge was right, and May was right, and I was wrong. Last night’s game is still shrouded in mystery and the same can be said about tonight’s contest as well. Stay tuned to this website for future installments of the “Official Boston Celtics Post-Game Wrap-Up.” And remember, you heard it here first.