CALL ME SNAKE

I’m a bit of a scholar, you might say, and I found this information after extensive digging in the Library of Congress archives, as well as by reading Parade Magazine yesterday. To quote Parade (lest anyone accuse me of misquoting Parade): “The government spent more than $40 million for the Whitewater and Monica Lewinsky investigations but only $15 million for the 9/11 Commission to examine the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, 2001.” The facts in this case speak for themselves. I won’t belabor the obvious other than to say: This is one heck of a country.