CALL ME SNAKE

This is a true story. I know those words precede many works of fiction, but in this case it really is true. A friend of mine’s grandmother recently died at the age of 96. Before she went, some emergency medical people questioned her at some point to see whether her faculties were intact. They asked her, among other questions, to name the current president. Practically on her deathbed, she replied: “Oy, that Bush!”