Wednesday, May 11, 2005

IT’S A DOG INTERVIEW DOG WORLD ———- by Steve Nadis

There’s no getting around the fact that things are awfully competitive these days. Now two-year-olds have to be interviewed before gaining admittance to preschool. And yesterday, a Cambridge friend told me her dog Phoebe had to be interviewed by two miniature poodles before she could get a lease for an apartment she was hoping to rent. I don’t have an exact transcript of their “conversation,” but evidently Phoebe did well. She didn’t eat either of the poodles, and my friend got her lease. But it makes you wonder as to what’s coming next. Lawnchair interviews?
Posted by Snake in 14:39:53
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2 Responses

  1. Jamie Dawn says:

    It‘s so ridiculous, it‘s actually hilarious. Babies in the womb listen to music, learn Spanish, and learn Math. That‘s not babbling they‘re doing when they are infants, it‘s the beginnings of genius.

  2. Snake says:

    I agree with everything you say, Jamie, but you lost me on one point: What does that have to do with lawnchairs?

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