CALL ME SNAKE

I’ve been inundated with responses since we started the Great Blogging Bumper Sticker Sweepstakes a few days ago, but we finally sorted through the entries and narrowed the field. I’d now like to announce the winner: The winner is ….. ME! No actually, and this has never happened before, the 1st prize will be shared by me and Gatemouth for: “How’s my blogging? Call 1-800-WHO-CARES.” This was a collaboration in the truest sense of the word. I wrote the brilliant first sentence. Gatemouth followed up with the equally brilliant rejoinder. Amazingly, the two sentences fit together perfectly. Which makes me think, maybe Shakespeare was two people after all: Shake & Speare? Just a thought.

But back to the Sweepstakes. The 2nd prize goes to, you guessed it, ME AGAIN, for: “Stop me before I blog again.” This prize, too, is shared by Gatemouth, for his ominous-sounding: “First thing we do, let’s kill all the bloggers.”

I’d like to thank all the people who took time from their busy lives to send in their ideas. Keep it up, as you just may win the next Sweepstakes. Oh, I almost forgot to mention the prize: A free, lifetime subscription to Call Me Snake. Use it wisely.