Tuesday, June 14, 2005

THE GRAND SEDUCTION by Steve Nadis

Now we know what Tom Cruise’s public seduction of Katie Holmes is all about: Cruise is taking her to church with him. Cruise has pursued this romance in a high-profile manner. He might even want to marry the girl, as he told Entertainment Weekly he intends to propose. But no matter how long that relationship lasts, his church has a new member. And his church keeps its members.
Posted by Snake at 05:14:29
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4 Responses to “THE GRAND SEDUCTION by Steve Nadis”

  1. Burt says:
    June 14, 2005 at 4:18 am

    This is "humor"? Sorry, chief. Not in my book. Not by a long shot.

  2. Snake says:
    June 14, 2005 at 4:19 am

    Perhaps I have an odd sense of humor. But I found it kind of funny.

  3. gatemouth says:
    June 14, 2005 at 10:27 pm

    I have 2 questions for Burt
    1) What IS "humor" in your book? Do you actually have a book? Have you ever opened it? Because as far as I can tell, you don’t find anything funny, and you don’t write anything funny.
    2) Do you have a handicap that prevents you from writing more than 1 line at a time?

  4. Snake says:
    June 15, 2005 at 1:37 am

    Thanks for coming to my defense, Gatemouth. You’re right, that guy does seem crabby, but I can’t afford to turn readers away. I have too few of them as it is.

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