Sunday, July 3, 2005

BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: THE GREAT INDEPENDENCE DAY BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES by Steve Nadis

I’d like to announce the first annual Independence Day Bumper Sticker Sweepstakes, which follows the overwhelming success of last month’s bumper sticker sweepstakes (see “Blogger on Board,” June 8, 2005 and “And the Winner Is…,” June 13, 2005). The first two entries come from my successful (sorry to keep using that same word over and over, but our language offers few substitutes) POLITICALLY CORRECT (PC) bumper sticker line:

1. “Every man for his or herself”

2. “I’m not drunk. I’m just tired.”

Please send in your entries without delay. Winners will be picked by an impartial panel of judges (me); rest assured that good ideas will be exploited for financial gain.

Posted by Snake at 05:56:14
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2 Responses to “BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND: THE GREAT INDEPENDENCE DAY BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES by Steve Nadis”

  1. gatemouth says:
    July 4, 2005 at 7:54 pm

    Here goes:

    1) Warning: I’m in pursuit of happiness!

    2) If you can see what’s on our DVD player, you’re way too close!

    3) Caution: kids in clamshell.

    4) My other car isn’t moving too.

    5) Honk if you’re still stuck in Memorial Day traffic.

  2. Snake says:
    July 5, 2005 at 3:40 am

    Thanks Gatemouth for beating the crowds & getting your entries in early. I like all of these, perhaps "my other car isn’t moving either" (edited version) best of all…

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