CALL ME SNAKE

I don’t want to make light of human suffering or the fear induced by terrorist acts, but you’d have to call yesterday’s attacks on London a bust. As of this writing, only one person needed medical attention (and that was for an asthma attack) after bombs were set off on three subway trains and one double-decker bus. It makes you wonder whether the terrorists are missing those fun summer camps they used to have in Afghanistan, where they learned about making and detonating explosives and other ways of amusing themselves. We can only hope they fare as poorly in future attempts at wreaking havoc.