IT’S THAT TIME AGAIN! by Steve Nadis
Three weeks have passed since our last Bumper Sticker contest. I’ve just finished sifting through all those old entries, so I guess it’s time now for the latest BLOGGING BUMPER STICK SWEEPSTAKES. Here are the first five candidates (in what will undoubtedly prove to be a crowded and illustrious field), written by none other than yours truly, the Snakemeister himself.
1. BIG BLOGGER IS WATCHING YOU.
2. DON’T LOOK NOW. YOU’RE BEING BLOGGED.
3. “THE BLOGGING BEGINS IN 5 MINUTES.” –Ronald Reagan
4. ONE BLOG AT A TIME.
5. I WENT ONLINE TO BUY A T-SHIRT. ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY BLOG.
Send in your entries today! Our judges are relaxing in Barbados now, with nothing to do but sip their pina coladas and wait for the deluge of blogging bumper sticker ideas to pour in. Early submissions will get special attention, so don’t delay! This could be your chance for glory–your 15 seconds of fame.
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This may not be great but, then again, bumper stickers have never been my thing. Well anyways, here goes: THE FAMILY THAT BLOGS TOGETHER, CLOGS TOGETHER.
This one’s still a little rough: DIE BLOGGER SCUM! What do you think?
I think it’s still a little rough.
Oh, I am so going to blog about you tailgating me!
Always glad to provide fodder for That One Blog.
Hey, I think I got a good one — "I’D RATHER BE BLOGGING." What do you think?
What do I think? I think you stole it from me is what I think. Please check my "BLOGGER ON BOARD" post from June 8, 2005 and you’ll see what I mean. I’m going to assume it was an innocent accident rather than a blatant attempt at plagiarism. So if it’s all the same with you, let’s just pretend this never happened. Let’s just consider this whole blog a bad dream or something.
I blog, therefore I am
Stop Blogging and Drive
Link me, Baby
If you blog it, they will come
I (heart) my Blog
Proud Parent of a Blogger
Honk if you love blogging
Warning! I brake for blogs
Blogging Saves!
If you can read this, blog it!
Will blog for food
Have you updated your blog today?
Go blog yourself!
Sorry, I forgot to note that I got here via That One Blog. I love your contest. I hope you don’t mind if I play too.
Dear Old Roses — Thanks so much for your responses. I’m glad you came via That One Blog, which happens to be about that one blog I read. You are a prolific bumper sticker writer & I’m sure that at least one of them will win a prize. I don’t want to tip my hand but I have to say ‘WILL BLOG FOR FOOD’ is hysterical. Thanks again for your input. I’ll be announcing the winners sometime next week & maybe you’ll find something else of interest.
NUKE THE BLOGS
MY OTHER BLOG IS A CAR
SUPPORT OUR BLOGS
get any closer and you can comment on my blog
KEEP YOUR BLOGS OFF MY SERVER!
JESUS BLOGS
GOD IS MY CO-POSTER
Thank you Turd Blossom for the entries. There are quite a few good ones; I especially like the last. Curious about your colorful name. How did you come by it? (I know I should catch the allusion but I’m not…)
can i make friend with you??