CALL ME SNAKE

Amidst a heavy schedule of brush clearing and dirt biking, President Bush has set aside a few moments to engage in saber rattling (or do you say sabre rattling?), tossing the occasional threat Iran’s way on account of their “presistent nucular” activities. But after much deliberation with his biking buddies, Bush has decided not to launch an attack on Iran this month once he realized that would force him to cut short his record-shattering vacation on the ranch. So the people of Iran can breathe easy for the rest of August. However, after Labor Day, the president hints playfully, “all bets are off.”