Friday, October 7, 2005

THE RESULTS ARE IN. AND THE WINNER IS….. —– by Steve Nadis

It took some arm twisting, but I finally got all the entries to the GREAT OCTOBERFEST BLOGGING BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES and the add-on GREAT RED SOX POST-SEASON BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES. And the winner is …… ME!!! That is, in fact, partially true, but there are several other winners this time around in addition to yours truly. I’m now handing the envelope to Vanna White (who’s held up remarkably well over the years, I might add), and she’ll be typing in the winners. (Note to technical staff: Make sure the spellchecker is turned on!)

In the “I’m a genius!” category, the winners are:

Snake for: I’m a genius! I can blog and watch TV at the same time.

OldRoses for: I’m a genius! I can blog and perform routine maintenance on user’s desktops at the same time.

And DrMax for: I’m a genius! I can blog and perform open heart surgery at the same time.

The winner in the “I’m a paradox!” category is Turd Blossom for: I’m a paradox! I can blog and not blog at the same time.

In the “Free Verse” category, Gatemouth won twice for: Blogging: it’s not just for losers anymore AND Stop blogging: the life you save may be your own.

The announcement of winners in the Red Sox category has been withheld, pending the results of tonight’s game. I’d like to thank everyone who participated and even those who thought about participating and (wisely) decided against it.

Posted by Snake at 15:59:53
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2 Responses to “THE RESULTS ARE IN. AND THE WINNER IS….. —– by Steve Nadis”

  1. Burt says:
    October 8, 2005 at 6:01 pm

    Thanks for recognizing everyone but me.

  2. Snake says:
    October 8, 2005 at 6:05 pm

    Sorry Burt, I can’t believe I overlooked your entry–especially come from someone like you who’s been so consistently supportive and generous with his praise. I’ll be sure to find an appropriate award next time. Until then, you have my heartfelt apologies.

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