Saturday, December 17, 2005

IMPORTANT NOTICE REGARDING THE PRE-YULETIDE BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES (aka GATEMOUTH, we’re still waiting…) — by Steve Nadis

Hello everyone — Please take a minute from your shopping to read this important notice. Entries for the latest Bumper Sticker competition are pouring in from all quarters and our judges are close to rendering a decision. Consider this a gentle reminder to one of our readers, and a perennial winner (like the Celtics and Lakers when they used to win), named GATEMOUTH. Please respond when you get a moment. Otherwise all winners will have an asterisk after their award, thereby devaluing their efforts. I don’t think you want to have that on your conscience–headed as we are, full steam ahead, toward the holiday juggernaut.
Posted by Snake at 14:25:36
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7 Responses to “IMPORTANT NOTICE REGARDING THE PRE-YULETIDE BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES (aka GATEMOUTH, we’re still waiting…) — by Steve Nadis”

  1. Windfall Woman says:
    December 18, 2005 at 2:22 am

    pleeeeeeassssssssse Gatemouth……..hurry

  2. OldRoses says:
    December 18, 2005 at 11:50 am

    I got nuthin”, nada, zip. Maybe I need more eggnog.

  3. Snake says:
    December 18, 2005 at 7:53 pm

    we”ll hang on Roses, I”m sure something will come. And thanks Windfall for cheering Gatemouth on. It appears the stars are aligning.

  4. gatemouth says:
    December 21, 2005 at 2:19 pm

    Sorry, sorry, sorry! I was in the bathroom.

    Here are my entries:

    1) "What would Santa drop?"

    2) "Bush & Cheney: They REALLY know when you”ve been naughty."

    3)"An army of elves, an intercontinental ballistic sled, a secret hideout in the north, and the best damn surveillance operation on Earth? Arrest Santa bin Claus now!"

  5. Snake says:
    December 21, 2005 at 2:45 pm

    Thanks for coming through, Gatemouth! The Sweepstakes would have been a sham without you.

  6. gatemouth says:
    December 21, 2005 at 2:54 pm

    Oh, and here’’s a few more late entries:

    4) Santa to Bush: "No, Rudolph cannot guide your ?*@#% rendition flights tonight!"

    5) All I want for Christmas is my Bill of Rights back.

    6) Bush and Santa: One knows when you”ve been naughty. The other has it on tape.

    7) If Bush were Santa, we”d be spending Christmas on our knees with our stockings pulled over our heads.

  7. Snake says:
    December 21, 2005 at 2:58 pm

    Excellent Gatemouth! #7 (in particular) really captures the spirit well.

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