Thursday, December 22, 2005

AMENDED BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES WINNERS — by Steve Nadis

First off, I want to say that I’ve checked and rechecked my files and can’t find any entry from Zardoz, so if I’ve lost them, sorry. Please resubmit. It’s not too late. Second, we have a dissenting opinion from Turd Blossom as to who the real winners should be. Picking winners is never an easy decision, and rest assured that we take these competitions very seriously. That said, I should also point out that any process involving humans has the potential for fallibility. (Remember the immaculate conception?) In other words, mistakes can occasionally occur though we take great pains to ensure they do not.

So what’s to be done? I recommend that people should take Turd Blossom’s advice and send their best ideas to Northern Sun; they might even get some money for them (not that we do this for money!). Second, to avoid any whiff of controversy, I’m going to announce a new Grand Prize Winner for Overall Excellence. And the winner is …. ME!!! For my new entry:

TEACH THE FALLACY.

I’d like to end this broadcast in the way my journalistic predecessor Edward R. Murrow invariably ended his: GOOD NIGHT AND (for any Australian readers out there) GOOD DAY!

Posted by Snake at 14:39:38
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3 Responses to “AMENDED BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES WINNERS — by Steve Nadis”

  1. Anonymous says:
    December 22, 2005 at 5:33 pm

    zardoz says:
    shishhh..
    story of my life….

    concerning the great bumper sticker race.

    guys , i really didnt send anything. (entries i mean )
    never said i did.
    (snake is the suduku going to your head
    or the bicycle chain oil absorbing in your skin).

    With wholeheartedness i cheered on for all of you
    for your submited entries from the sidelines,
    from the bottom of my internet blog heart.
    REALLY
    It was my participation to cheer on all you
    creative blokes.

    NOTE TO MYSELF: how do you get people believing
    in something the same time you mean something else
    YOUR NOT ONLY DOING IT OFF THE NET , BUT ON THE TOO.
    XXMMMMM……………

    IS THERE A DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE..?!?

    AGHH I”M NOT FEELING WELL———–ZARDOZ

    CONGRAGULATIONS YA CREATIVE BUMPER STICKER WRITERS,, YOU.

  2. Snake says:
    December 22, 2005 at 10:33 pm

    OK Z, glad to hear I didn”t misplace your entry, despite the fact that I do suffer from sudoku on the brain and bike chain oil inhalants.

  3. miu miu bags says:
    March 6, 2009 at 9:27 am

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