“MY BAD” — by Steve Nadis
Dick Cheney addressed the media (question: is FOX NEWS really the media?) on Wednesday, expressing contrition over having mistaken his friend for a quail and then pulling the trigger. (With friends like that, who needs enemies?) It was one of the worst days of my life, said Cheney–the new poster child for the “gang that couldn’t shoot straight.”
What a shame. Cheney had a bad day on the ranch. I really feel for him. And what about Whittington, lying there in the hospital with birdshot lodged in his heart? How do you think he’d rate the day?
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14:38:50
I’ll bet that a secret staff of White House physicians are now on staff for Mr. Whittington to make sure he never, EVER dies.
Right, Doc, I’m sure he’ll outlive us all.
…and if he dies, he’d be villified as unpatriotic and deliberately trying to compromise national morale.
Good put, Molly, if he cares a whit about this country, it’s his duty to survive.
Hey, it’s an incredible honor to be shot by the VP.
It’s a rare honor given how poor his aim is.