STOP THE PRESSES (Part 327) ————– by Steve Nadis
Fasten your seatbelts! I’ve got some big news today from the halls of academe. A new report from the University of Michigan (released yesterday–sorry for the delay; I got sidetracked) arrived at this shocking conclusion, which made the headline of the university’s Health System press release: “Local TV News Covers Health a Lot, but Not Always Well.” The finding has done something that no other news story in recent memory has done: It has rendered me speechless.
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“Something in your home that you use everyday could be KILLING you…….story at 11!”
Oh shit. (Can I say that?) Now you got me worried. Should I really stop gargling with Chlorox?
LOL….Snake, Dr. Max and you should have a comedic routine. Wait, I think you already do. In this blog.
Thanks, WFW, I’ll be set-up man for Dr. M. any day. My apologies to all–especially to the Clorox Company–for misspelling Clorox in my (hastily written) above note. Will I still get my product placement bonus in view of that error, which I’d like to take back, but can’t. (There’s a problem with the comment editor on this blog.)
Boy, am I in trouble! I see a doctor about as often as I watch commercial television (rarely to never)so local TV news is my only source of health info.
I don’t know what worries me more. The university’s headline/wordplay. Or that I just found out that Clorox is bad for you.
Hey, if Dr. Gupta says it, I believe it.
Don’t be slammin’ my Dr. Gupta.
MsAmber
It is always something killing. If we eliminated everything that killed us we would either die of starvation, boredom, or lack of air.