Monday, March 20, 2006

BREAKING NEWS — by Steve Nadis

I read this on the web and, therefore, it must be true. Please tell everyone you know. The truth will (and must) out.

Without further ado, here’s the breaking news, exactly as it was reported on the number one source for news, the worldwide web (www.com???): “In an attempt to thwart the spread of the bird flu, George W. Bush has bombed the Canary Islands!”

 

Posted by Snake at 04:09:53
Comments

8 Responses to “BREAKING NEWS — by Steve Nadis”

  1. ZARDOZ says:
    March 20, 2006 at 1:16 am

    zardoz says:

    hey think he’d come over

    my CITY is called DOVE CITY

    and a place up a ways from here is

    HAWK COUNTY , just to be safe

    i think ill run up to EAGLE POINT.

    all of the above are true names.
    =========== Z ==========

  2. Oldroses says:
    March 20, 2006 at 1:23 am

    It’s true. He did bomb the Canary Islands. There are a ton of refugees in my backyard. I have three feeding stations set up. I hope that’s enough to avert famine.

  3. Flubberwinkle says:
    March 20, 2006 at 3:06 am

    That’s so funny.
    [laughing]

    [laughter fading, thought sinking in]
    It’s a joke RIGHT?
    :-O

  4. Snake says:
    March 20, 2006 at 10:16 am

    Hi Z — It sounds like you’re at risk. And you may be in harms way too, Roses. Yes FW, it is a joke. At least I think it is…

  5. DrMax says:
    March 20, 2006 at 6:17 pm

    We must bomb them over there, so they don’t poop on our windshields over here.

  6. ardi k says:
    March 26, 2006 at 3:42 pm

    This is too good. Check out more input on the subject at my blog. Even if all cases were on the Canary Islands, it is like using the A-bomb for a piss ant. Butt then again, maybe that little ant will crawl up someone’s Rummy but…

  7. Snake says:
    March 26, 2006 at 5:38 pm

    Thanks Ardi, I’ll check it out.

  8. Cancer says:
    March 6, 2009 at 9:33 am

    This is really a nice blog,i always come here and read the articles

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