WHAT PEOPLE EARN (Part 2) — by Steve Nadis
It sounds trite to say it (though it’s also trite not to say it, just to think it), but some people earn a lot of money. How much? Well, how about, in round figures, about 1,000 times more than me? Take Howard Stern, for example. He earns as much in a couple of hours as I do in a whole year. And what does he do during that couple of hours? He talks dirty. And not inspired dirty (erotic poetry or something), we’re talking real lame stuff like: “nice ass” or “ooh yeah, I’d like a piece of that.” Speaking of which, I’d like a piece of that action too, for all the bucks he’s pulling in. It beats the hell out of working, as they say. Ooh yeah.
Posted by
at
05:57:07
I see a lot of money going to people for all the wrong reasons, too. It’s downright unfair! I can make obscene remarks as good as any Stern.
I hate Howard Stern. He’s crude.
You’re both right! It’s not fair, and he is crude (but in a lame, uninspired way, as already noted).
And now that Stern is on satellite he can use the “f” word as much as he wants, which as everyone knows is the key to great humor.
Yes Doc, and it gets funnier and funnier with repetition.
zardoz says:
hey doc ,, if the “f” word
stands for FORNICATE ,,
what does the “D” stand for..
=== Z ===
Snark: You did talk about Brokeback Mountain being the “butt” of too many jokes. I think that puts you in Howard Stern territory.
Well, TB, you caught me redhanded this time. I am so busted.
I respect your work,it is the most nice one i ever see