THE FIRST ANNUAL APRIL FOOL’S DAY BUMPER STICKER SWEEPSTAKES ——- by Steve Nadis
Sharpen your pencils! Get your erasers into the ready position. It’s that time of year again. Yep, time for the First Annual April Fool’s Day Bumper Sticker Sweepstakes. The field will be crowded this time, no doubt, and the competition fierce. (Sweepstakes Rules: Entries do not have to relate to April Fool’s Day in any way, shape, or form. All employees of Call Me Snake and its subsidiaries will be barred from the competition. No profanity please. Let’s keep it clean. Speaking of which, performance-enhancing drugs are strictly allowed.)
OK, let’s dispense with the preliminaries and get the ball rolling. Here are the first few entries submitted by a person very near and dear to my heart. That’s right, ME. Well here they are:
THE BUSH PRESIDENCY–WHERE EVERY DAY IS APRIL FOOL’S DAY AND NOBODY IS LAUGHING.
The next entries are part of my bestselling, “A Black Hole Ate My ____” series:
A BLACK HOLE ATE MY HOMEWORK.
A BLACK HOLE ATE MY TAX RETURN.
A BLACK HOLE ATE MY TAX SHELTER.
A BLACK HOLE ATE MY BRIBE MONEY.
A BLACK HOLE ATE MY QUICHE. And liked it.
A BLACK HOLE ATE MY (well, you get the idea…)
Don’t delay. Send in your entries today. Who knows, you might fool everyone and come up a winner!
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20:41:32
Goatse ate my black hole
(Sorry, couldn’t resist.)
MsAmber
Thanks Amber. I’m so out of it, I had to look up that word you mentioned, which I’d rather not repeat in case it will be used against me. (And believe me it will.)
Hey Snake, I don’t think I’ve ever missed one of your Bumper Sticker contests. I don’t have a good idea right now, but I will get back to you when I come up with something.
Hi Lindsey — good to hear from you. When inspire strikes, please let us know.
A BLACK HOLE ATE ME
I may not be smart, but I sure as hell am smarter than our President.
A BLACK HOLE ATE MY HONOR ROLL STUDENT.
Thanks TB & WFW. I predicted the competition would be “fierce,” and I predicted right.
A black hole ate my WMD.
For the Republicans,
A black hole ate my Weapons of Mass Destruction.
Thanks WFW — they keep getting better and better. And who would have thought you could combine two of my favorite things–black holes & WMDs–in the same bumper sticker?
Black Holes?????? I thought this was about April Fools Day. I guess . . .
A black hole ate April Fools Day.
How about a variation?
Roach Motels - black holes for cockroaches.
Or my all-time favorite:
Black Holes Suck
Thanks Rose. There’ll be so tough choices ahead. I don’t envy the judges.
>> A BLACK HOLE ATE MY BLOG.
>> DOES CYBERSPACE HAVE BLACK HOLES?
(I’ve been offline, hope the sweepstakes are still open!)
Thanks FW. Yes, it’s still open. And may remain so for the indefinite future.
i think it is better if you can write more.