MORE HEADLINE NEWS! — by Steve Nadis
Just as I suspected, the headline news feature was so popular, I’m back at it again. The first headline, “He was a nice person,” was cribbed from “Metro,” Boston’s free tabloid. It concerns a man from Framingham, Mass. charged with bludgeoning his wife and 11-year-old stepson to death with a hammer. It makes me wonder: How would he have handled things if he weren’t “a nice person”?
Today’s second entry comes from the same paper (which I get for Sudoku, NOT TO READ) includes a useful “to-do list” for what you need to do to stage your own shooting and make it look like your son did it to get back at him as part of a bitter family dispute. (Did I mention a lot of money is involved?) A former MIT professor (and internet guru) is charged with doing just that. And if you ever find yourself in the same situation as this former MIT professor (and internet guru) apparently found himself in, the article contains a veritable goldmine of information.
OK…….do I want to be a nice person anymore?
What do they say? Nice is the new monstrous.
You are very very professional.I dream i could do such a great job as you do.