A NEW THEORY OF EVERYTHING (not to be confused with the old theory of everything) — by Steve Nadis
If you had a new theory of everything you wanted to share with the world, what would you do? You’d probably do the same thing that an enterprising, bottom line-minded Chinese furniture exporter/wholesaler/retailer would do: You’d contact Call Me Snake, ASAP. Which is why, perhaps, I just received–out of the blue, without asking for it, minding my own business, you might say–”Macro-Micro Cosmos in Theory of Groups” or, in simpler terms, “A Theory of Everything.” The document, written by Julian Guzman of New York City and Lima, was shipped to me at a cost of $2.55, complete with a CD-ROM containing Macro-Micro Cosmos Animation. I have not yet read this new treatise–which I’ll probably get to just as soon as I finish Bobby McGehee’s equally weighty volume, “New Universe Theory” or NUT. As I said, I have not read Guzman’s white paper in its entirety, but I can say the work does have a rather catchy ending: “AND THIS IS EVERYTHING.”
Posted by in 22:00:01
it beats starting from zero.
Well put, Z. Maybe he should have called it, “More than Zero.”
Just think of how good it would feel to know that when you’ve finished reading it, you would know everything there is to know. No more learning to be done - so much time freed up for handball!
Thanks Daphne for the thoughtful note. What you said about handball got me thinking. And reading. I have a hunger to learn. I want to know everything there is to know. And then have the rest of my life to goof off.
Does his theory cover Chinese Furniture?
Sorry to be unkind Doc, which is definitely not like me, but what part about everything don’t you understand?