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In our occasional series here at Call Me Snake (swiftly becoming one of our most popular features), we like to reprint noteworthy quotes from movie reviews. I recently had the good fortune of coming across these quotes from reviews of “The Transporter,” while also having the even better fortune of not seeing the movie itself. Here’s what Entertainment Weekly had to say about said picture: “… it’s like the worst movie Jean-Claude Van Damme never made.” TV Guide topped that with the following gem: “It takes perverse genius to make an action film this stupid.”

Well that’s it for this week’s installment of Great Movie Review Quotes. I hope you enjoyed it as much as we did. (Our focus groups tell us you did. And that’s all the thanks we need.) Until the next installment, this is Call Me Snake reporting live from the fair city of Cambridge. Good night and good luck.