Friday, December 22, 2006

AND THE WINNER IS… — by Steve Nadis

It’s time to announce the winner of our First First Annual Let No Man (or Woman) Write My Epitaph contest. And the winner is (drumroll please) ….. ME! Sorry, I couldn’t resist saying that. But in this case, I’ve just earned honorable mention for my epitaph: “I COULDA’ BEEN SOMEBODY.” The real winner, as usual, is Gatemouth for: “IF YOU LIVED HERE YOU’D BE DEAD NOW.” I’d like to thank all the other contestants whose entries earned them a runner’s up prize (to be determined). Save any new ideas for the next epitaph contest, which could become a daily occurrence. Until then, this is one Snake signing off from sweepstakes central.
Posted by Snake at 14:41:54
Comments

5 Responses to “AND THE WINNER IS… — by Steve Nadis”

  1. Windfall Woman says:
    December 24, 2006 at 12:47 pm

    Yours was the best. Hands down. Happy Holidays!

  2. Snake says:
    December 24, 2006 at 10:36 pm

    Thank you Windfall. But I won’t change it, as that might look shabby. Happy holidays to you too.

  3. Turd Blossom says:
    December 26, 2006 at 2:35 pm

    I know the contest is over, and this isn’t even original, but here is a great epithet, I mean epitaph: http://www.buzzle.com/articles/think-comic-rip.html

  4. Snake says:
    December 26, 2006 at 3:48 pm

    thanks TB, I’m glad the contest is over or I might not have capture the “honorable mention” award.

  5. Snake says:
    December 26, 2006 at 3:50 pm

    I checked out the site, TB. Thanks for the tip…

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