Wednesday, January 10, 2007

NUN BUN UPDATE: STILL MISSING AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS — by Steve Nadis

I’d like to make an important announcement. And since this is my blog, and I hold the “conch” so to speak, that’s just what I’m going to do: The “Nun Bun”–a pastry bearing a close resemblance to Mother Teresa–is still missing after it was stolen more than a year ago from the Bongo Java coffee shop in Nashville. An anonymous letter with a picture resembling the famed Nun Bun (but possibly a fake) was sent from Philadelphia in May. That was the last tip and otherwise the trail has gone stone cold. “I don’t know who would do this or why,” said the coffee shop’s owner. “We just want her back.” (Editorial confession: I made up that last quote but know the owner personally and am sure he would embrace that statement as if it were his own.)
Posted by Snake at 16:12:13
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12 Responses to “NUN BUN UPDATE: STILL MISSING AFTER ALL THESE MONTHS — by Steve Nadis”

  1. the nun-bun nabber says:

    “burp”!

  2. Snake says:

    Now this blog may be seized as critical evidence. If this leads to the return of the nun bun, I may stand to receive a handsome reward.

  3. gatemouth says:

    I think the “nun bun” is now “Pope poop.” Just a hunch.

  4. Snake says:

    Interesting theory, Gatemouth. I’ll check with my sanitation department contacts in Rome.

  5. Who would nab a stale bun? Probably someone very hungry.

    Mother Teresa’s look-alike bun may have served its purpose accordingly.

  6. Snake says:

    Good thinking, FW. So maybe there is justice after all.

  7. Oldroses says:

    I’m surprised it hasn’t shown up on Ebay.

  8. Snake says:

    Keep looking, OR. It may get there yet.

  9. Turd Blossom says:

    Snark: I think you should consider a new career manufacturing quotes for journalists.

  10. Snake says:

    I like that idea, TB, but why stop w/journalists?

  11. Thank heavens (and you) for the nun bun update. I’ve been on the edge of my seat wondering what had transpired.

  12. Snake says:

    Glad to oblige WFW, I only wish I had more to report. I promise to report on any new developments on this important case.

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