Tuesday, January 16, 2007

JESSICA AND ME — by Steve Nadis

I must confess, with some embarrassment, that I don’t know who Jessica Alba is. I believe she’s been in some movies but might be famous for something else. Yet I also know we share something special, Jessica and I, a deep, dark secret. According to Elle Magazine (which I’ve never read), she’s “guilty of wearing too many sweatsuits.” I’m guilty of that too, though our reasons for doing so are opposite. Alba claims it’s because she works “such long hours [doing what I still don't know] that I want to be in my pajamas.” My excuse is that I work at home and, as a result, can wear anything I want. Though to keep me in line, my wife forbids me from wearing sweatpants when I take my kids to and from school and generally go out in public, except for the gym or soccer or other sporting events. That leads to a lot of changing in the course of a day, as you can imagine.
Posted by Snake in 14:42:47
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6 Responses

  1. I love wearing running pants (not sweats) myself. Even without prompting from your wife, I change to go outside to the grocery, etc. All of which causes me to toss clothes over the Treadmill. Which, of course, precludes me from getting ON it. Wasn’t Jessica Alba on that old UPN channel? I know she’s not Buffy but I’m too lazy to look up what show she was on. It’s not Charmed either. I know she kicks some a$$ on it. Not Baywatch……..mmmmm

  2. It was driving me crazy. She was on “Dark Angel.”

  3. snake says:

    Thanks though I know even less about Dark Angel than I do about J.A.

  4. Don’t feel bad. Same here.

  5. Marco Polo says:

    Tendencies to remain in sweatpants for family roundabouts? METROSEXUAL you are not!
    Jockasaurial, possibly.
    Further research in order…

  6. snake says:

    Thanks MP, I’d like to put that ugly rumor to rest once & for all.

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