Sunday, February 18, 2007

THE DELICATE DELINQUENTS — by Steve Nadis

Call DSS. Lock me up. I’ve gone and done it now: I’ve introduced my impressionable young girls to Jerry Lewis–”Cinderfella,” to be precise. This could warp their minds, I’ve been told. This could ruin them, I’ve been warned. This could lure them toward a life of bad slapstick. But I went and did it anyway, and now there’s hell to pay.

But maybe things won’t turn out so badly after all. I mean we grew up on Jerry Lewis–at least if you are over 40 and/or French you did–and see how far we’ve gone. Maybe, just maybe, they’ll be able to go that far too. Though personally I wouldn’t mind if they make it a bit farther.

Posted by Snake at 03:28:23
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2 Responses to “THE DELICATE DELINQUENTS — by Steve Nadis”

  1. Windfall Woman says:
    February 19, 2007 at 10:29 pm

    Uh oh. Look what happened to the French. They turned very anti-American. You don’t want that, do you?

  2. Snake says:
    February 19, 2007 at 11:35 pm

    I’ve got nothing against the French. After all, they gave us Freedom Fries, didn’t they?

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