ON THE TOWN — by Steve Nadis
I went out to dinner with some friends tonight, which is something I don’t as often enough as I ought to. (Of course, I probably ought not do it as often as I ought to, for if I did do it as often as I ought to, I’d be even more broke than I am now, not doing it as often as I ought to.) The company was great though my meal (from a culinary standpoint) fell way short of that mark. Apart from the conversation, which was faultless (though verging on the anecdotal at times), one of the high spots of the restaurant was its sparkling-clean bathroom. They had a cool hand dryer called the Xcelerator (WARNING: product placement!) that lived up to its name. You put your hands in front of it and get a powerful blast of hot air that dries you in seconds. Normally I don’t bother with those things but in the winter I get a chapping problem, and this thing, the Xcelerator (Warning: second product placement!), really did the job. And that was my big night on the town. I guess you could say I lead quite an exciting life.
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03:06:35
Hi Snark! What a coincidence! I too went out to dinner with some friends last night! Unfortunately, I neglected to sample the restroom at the restaurant I visited, so I can’t report back on the hand-drying technology. I’m glad your chapping problem is under control.
I’m not sure how your food was but I can say you missed out on quite the hand-drying experience. I recommend it highly!
Man. I thought for a second this was going to be an erotica post.
Anyone ever walk in from the c-c-cold, yank their winter coat up & smother an ‘Xcelerator(R)’ after hittin’ the start button?? Yer parka puffs out & the S-h–I-v–e-r-s are Glorious!
{there ya go, WW}
As I said WFW, I lead quite an exciting life. And MP, I know what yer talkin’ about, brother.