CALL ME SNAKE

That “gorilla in the corner” we’ve been hearing so much about? I started wondering, just how much does it weigh? An internet search revealed a broad spectrum: an 180-pound gorilla, 300-pound gorilla, 400-pound gorilla, 500-pound gorilla, 250-kilogram gorilla, 600-pound gorilla, 800-pound gorilla, 900-pound gorilla, 2000-pound gorilla, 200 million pound gorilla, and the big one, the 3 billion pound gorilla. So, as you can see, there’s quite a range. And, all other things being equal, I’d rather not run into that 3 billion pound one on a bad hair day.