CALL ME SNAKE

There was a nice passage in yesterday’s Boston Globe in an article by Fluto Shinzawa about Beckham’s potential impact on “Major League Soccer” (MLS). “The hope is that other international stars join him in MLS,” Shinzawa wrote. “But MLS could also be viewed as a sunset league, a Del Boca Vista where the Morty Seinfelds of the Euro leagues can spend their golden years feeding on 5 p.m. dinner specials.”