CALL ME SNAKE

Earlier this year–as depicted in the new documentary, “Running the Sahara”–three runners ran 4,300 miles through the Sahara Desert, and across the entire African continent, in 111 days, which comes out to nearly 40 miles per day. (You do the math.) I like the beach. And I like playing beach volleyball. But this sounds like too much for me. Let’s call it another sport you won’t catch me doing…