CALL ME SNAKE

It’s time, once again, for a favorite feature here at Call Me Snake, “TV Shows I Won’t be Watching Tonight.” As the idea is pretty much self-explanatory, I’ll start right in with the list:

1. Auschwitz: Inside the Nazi State — Everyone should probably watch a show like this but it sounds really painful.
2. Amar sin Limites — Sounds self-indulgent, if you ask me.
3. The Celebrity Apprentice: Teams must produce ads to promote a pet-adoption program — I must be heart-hearted to turn my back on this one, but you’ve got to draw the line somewhere.
4. Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? — From what I gather, most 5th graders can’t find the Pacific Ocean on a map. Finding out that most 5th graders are smarter than me is too depressing to contemplate.

That concludes today’s listing of “TV Shows I Won’t be Watching Tonight.” Tune in later for “TV Shows I Did Watch Tonight.”