CALL ME SNAKE

During last-minute campaigning yesterday in Michigan, Mitt Romney was asked what kind of cars he owned. Romney stumbled for a bit, saying something like “let me try to remember…” And then he did remember: HE HAS A FORD MUSTANG, which he miraculously remembered while visiting the state of Michigan. We need a president with a good memory, and Romney has demonstrated that in this department he is more than qualified.