HIGH-QUALITY SPIT — by Steve Nadis
I saw the dentist yesterday and received a complement from the dental hygienist unlike any I’d ever received before. Everyone’s saliva is different, she told me. Some is thick and tacky and some is watery. Without getting too personal, mine turns out to be of the watery variety. And that, evidently, is the kind you want to have. And that, as Robert Frost once put it, “has made all the difference.”
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05:16:05
HA HA ha ha!! Snake, in summer camp, back in ‘69, there were “many samples” of this, dripping from walls & rafters during a spit-fight that broke out one night. Seems to ME I recall all the samples (from 8+ campers) were of equal viscosity, without getting too visual…
(Was she SERIOUS??) –Marco Polo
Yes she was serious. I have first-class spit & finally have something to be proud of. –Snake
First-Class Spit. hmmmph
Sorta rolls off the tongue, now, don’ it?
M.P.