CALL ME SNAKE

I’m feeling pretty proud of myself: I’ve gone five whole days without once bashing Mitt Romney, in  the process showing incredible restraint and impressive willpower. Well after dropping off the radar briefly, Mitt got himself back in the news the other day by endorsing John McCain (a man who detested Romney, calling him a “pig,” according to yesterday’s Boston Globe). Why did Romney do it? To help McCain? No. He did it for the same reason he does anything else: to help Romney.