CALL ME SNAKE

I heard this from a friend, a heralded blogger in his own right, as he recently helped me try to debug my computer. Here’s the joke, which I embellished and probably ruined: A kid gets a part in the school play as “the Jewish Husband.” His mother gets upset and tells the teacher “that after all the work he’s done, he deserves better. The least you could do is give him a speaking role.”