CELEBRITY GUEST COMMENT: DO YOU WANT TO SUPERSIZE THAT TOWEL? — Introduced by Steve Nadis (filling in for Ryan Seacrest)
“Have you tried buying a towel in a store, any store, lately? Brick & mortar or online, I don’t know when it happened, but somehow the standard size is now 30″ x 54″ and as my husband says, nobody needs that much towel. They’re HUGE, like a beach towel! I ended up ordering from a hotel supply place that still had semi-normal sizes (largely because of the laundry considerations you mention).”
And now–in keeping with CMS’s equal-time policy–I present the dissenting opinion, or rebuttal, from Anonymous: “I wish I could get the minute back that I just wasted reading about that. Too many towels? Do you really have so little going on in your life that you fret about a guy liking extra towels? I’m going to go throw away some unused paper in protest of that lame post.”
EDITOR’S NOTE: Nicely worded, Anonymous. But when you throw away that unused paper, could you please throw it into a recycling bin?
Well, I should add that I also didn’t want huge towels because I don’t LIKE huge towels, and washing all that acreage just adds injury to insult. But, more importantly, Anonymous probably just wasted ANOTHER minute! Perhaps you could put a warning in the heading.
- Carol
I’m with you on the huge towel issue, Carol. And unlike Anonymous, I don’t mind wasting minutes which, of course, is obvious to anyone reading this blog. –Snake
I’m with you on the huge towel issue, Carol. And unlike Anonymous, I don’t mind wasting minutes which, of course, is obvious to anyone reading this blog. –Snake