CALL ME SNAKE

You know when your kids start giving you a hard time about your attire that it’s time to clean up your act. Yesterday my younger daughter asked: “Dad, why do you almost always wear a bathing suit?” The girl does not understand the subtle distinctions between gym shorts and bathing suits but I realize she’s just six and will learn about such things when she’s ready, both emotionally and intellectually. Meanwhile, it’s high time I graduated from both gym shorts and bathing suits to something more respectable like blue jean cut-offs. In other words it’s time for my latest makeover.