CALL ME SNAKE

I haven’t seen a friend much in the past two years because he’s been doing a major renovation of his spare bathroom. Or at least that’s the excuse. (Maybe he just doesn’t want to see me. And I can’t say I blame him.) He and his wife have just put their house on the market. They accepted an offer and the prospective buyer just had the inspection which said the house was in good shape except for the spare bathroom where the plumbing was called “amateurish.” Apparently just because the guy didn’t want to see me and figured I wouldn’t take no for an answer. Though I would take “amateurish plumbing” instead?