CALL ME SNAKE

I was at an amusement park with the family last week. While my kids were on a mini-rollercoast, a guy came up to me and said: “Excuse me, are you native American?” I told him I was not and that to the best of my knowledge I was of Lithuanian descent. He I looked exactly like people from a tribe in Alabama. If I went there, he said, they would claim me as one of their own.