THE WORLD’S SHORTEST EMAIL — by Steve Nadis
There’s a new trend in email I didn’t know about before. Last night I got an email from a friend that said “Zohan?” in the subject line, with nothing in the main body of the text. I told him it sounded like a good idea (us seeing the movie) and that I’d get back to him. I also mentioned that that was the shortest email I’d ever received. He did one better, replying with the word “OK” in the subject line and not a word in the main text.
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13:20:09
“What’s Up, Doc?”
“I’m hunting wabbits!”
This is great, GM. I love it. Think it’s great. But I just don’t get it. –S
There was a movie, back the early 70s (comedy starring Streisand, I believe) of that name. I remembered it from when I was a kid. Basically, the idea of my comment was, what if your friend asks you to see a movie with a title that’s a question…But now that I’ve explained it, it’s not so funny. They say that’s why theologians don’t believe in God–explain something and you take away the punch.
Huh
Hey Mom, that’s one of the shortest comments ever! -S
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-M.P.
The current record… -S
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From rottentomatoes.com:
“Images of a thrusting male pelvis haunt the sensitive critic yet.”
-M.P.
A nice enough quote though its relevance escapes me… –S
Re: “relevance”-
Not to short e-mails, but to the original e-mail Subject: line.
It’s apparently another 1 of Adam’s underwhelming comedy attempts. C’est tout.