SEASON’S GREETINGS, LOSER! — by Steve Nadis
So far, I’ve received only one holiday card this year, and it just arrived today. It was an unsigned note from Rooter-Man [B.N.V Enterprises, Inc.] wishing me “happiness through this holiday season and throughout the coming year.” As well as many plugged toilets and clogged drains.
Posted by in 17:25:24
I had a dream about a clogged drain last night. You must be psychic. Either that or your plumber is.
Also in my dream: an Elvis impersonator, and a woman who was a condensation of all the worst women I’ve ever met. Also, I lost my apt. But I got a bike! I rode it from Hingham to Boston. And I thought of you and M. (in connection with the bike, not the woman).
Sounds like you have the makings of a good screenplay. Any movie that starts off with a clogged drain can’t be all bad… -S
I’d like to hire M. She has star quality. As for you, can you impersonate an Elvis impersonator?
I can do a bad impersonation of a bad Elvis impersonator… S
I recieved a holiday card last week from my investment advisor.
It says, “Wishing you a merry Christmas and a happy, PROSPEROUS new year.” (my capitals)
It Better be, after losing many $$Thousands!! >:(
-Marco Polo
That’s rich, MP… –S
Rich? who… ME?? ha.
It was my Roth.
Dessimated, like everyone else’s.
I WAS… sorta… before the Lyme.
(Don’t wanna go there)
-still no pwr in Rollinsford
M.P.