CALL ME SNAKE

This year during February school vacation, we’re doing something special. We’re staying home. I thought that was because we were uninspired dullards who couldn’t think of anything to do. But it turns out we’re on the cutting edge of a new trend called “the stacation” (pronounced stay-cation). So while I was feeling a little depressed before as I saw our friends go off to California or on ski trips, I now feel good that we are pioneers in this new idea which just might have staying power.