MAN ABOUT TOWN — by Steve Nadis
I’ve long wanted to break into the movies and came close to literally doing that this evening. I was in Harvard Square, in a hurry to get down Dunster Street, so I could buy burritos around the corner at Dunster Street. Except Dunster was closed because they were filming the Ben Affleck picture, “The Town.” I was in a rush, as I said, because our babysitter was leaving in 15 minutes and I didn’t want to get caught in a long line with a bunch of kids on the burrito meal plan. So I barged ahead on my bike, practically riding right through the movie set. All the while, I was imagining the director or A.D. saying: “Film this guy on the bike. That’s gonna make our movie realistic because Harvard Square is full of these nuts.”
They came to my street, too, in the North End, apparently; although I never saw them. I didn’t realize they were doing the whole city (+Cambridge), I just figured it was a Mafia flick. I was waiting for vintage cars to show up, and people in period dress. I was afraid they would complain about the music on my stereo being anachronistic. If I’d known otherwise, I would have opened the windows so they could hear it all the more!
It seems that Hollywood was after you, GM. Maybe they’ll have better luck next time. I would have appeared in the movie if I hadn’t been in such a hurry about those burritos… –Snake